{"id":252,"date":"2017-07-03T18:25:39","date_gmt":"2017-07-04T00:25:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sarahwagstaff.com\/?p=252"},"modified":"2026-01-06T14:19:08","modified_gmt":"2026-01-06T21:19:08","slug":"kid-wars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sarahwagstaff.com\/index.php\/kid-wars\/","title":{"rendered":"Kid Wars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the summertime and my children are staying up until midnight, skipping meals (if they sleep through it), and that equals arguing. And it&#8217;s the same argument every time: &#8220;She&#8217;s on the [insert TV\/Computer\/device] without doing her chores first!&#8221; And they wouldn&#8217;t care except they did their chores so to be fair they need to tattle on their sister.<\/p>\n<p>Other than getting them back to normal sleep patterns and feeding them (I skip fixing breakfast, because they are plenty old enough to fend for themselves.) I&#8217;m not sure what else to do. The rule at our house in the summer is 1\/2 hr of practicing and 1\/2 hr of chores before screen time each day. Chores are free form, but maybe that should change because the house doesn&#8217;t seem to get any messier, but it really doesn&#8217;t get any cleaner either.<\/p>\n<p>I could\u00a0 farm the children out to the neighbors, then the tattling would go away because they can&#8217;t see each other. Or send the little ones to a labor camp in Siberia, then the 1\/2 hr of chores would seem easy. &#8220;Thirty minutes of chores, I can do that before waking up!&#8221; But the real solution is shipping them off to Grandma&#8217;s, where they only have cable TV and a computer and chores are something their parents used to do back in the good &#8216;ole days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the summertime and my children are staying up until midnight, skipping meals (if they sleep through it), and that equals arguing. And it&#8217;s the same argument every time: &#8220;She&#8217;s on the [insert TV\/Computer\/device] without doing her chores first!&#8221; And they wouldn&#8217;t care except they did their chores so to be fair they need to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[33,32,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bsb","category-children","category-family"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p45dqf-44","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sarahwagstaff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sarahwagstaff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sarahwagstaff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sarahwagstaff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sarahwagstaff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sarahwagstaff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":254,"href":"https:\/\/sarahwagstaff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions\/254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sarahwagstaff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sarahwagstaff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sarahwagstaff.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}